Warning: This post may very well be TMI, especially if you're a male friend! But then again you're probably searching for information, why else would you be reading this blog. :)
For the past week or so my head has been itching like a crazy person. Last week after having lunch with my friend, Shelbi, I was convinced I had bed bugs. Thanks Shelbi! :) I have scratched non stop to the point where I was worried I was scratching my scalp raw. I went to the doctor this morning and found out that I don't have bed bugs. I have lice. :( Apparently I caught these little critters in El Salvador. Crazy thing is I had FOUR kids in my class this year with lice and I didn't get it until El Salvador. I'm assuming it's because I came in so much more physical contact with the kids there than at school. They got a lot more hugs and play time than I am used to giving at school. Good news is that after talking to the doctor and doing some research online of legit sources lice isn't quite as bad as it sounds.
- Head lice survive less than 1-2 days if they fall off a person and cannot feed; nits cannot hatch and usually die within a week if they are not kept at the same temperature as that found close to the human scalp. Spending much time and money on housecleaning activities is not necessary to avoid reinfestation by lice or nits that may have fallen off the head or crawled onto furniture or clothing.
Just in case lice wasn't enough...I peed my pants today. Yup you read that right...I straight up peed my pants. Here I am sitting on the computer trying to get some work done and out comes a sneeze...followed my pee. Now I'm not gonna lie and say this is the first time this has happened. I've sneezed a few times the past few months where a little has came out and I thought eh no big deal. Well today was different. Today so much came out that I had to change my shorts. Upon texting a few of my close girlfriends I found out that I don't have bladder issues and that this is totally normal. From now on I guess I'll have to be like that cute little pre-k kid who carries an extra pair of bottoms and panties in her back pack. Even better my friends informed me that peeing my pants is the least of my worries and things will only get more disgusting. However, some of these things sound nasty enough I'm not sure they'll make the blog. Oh, the joys of pregnancy.
Pregnancy does that to you! I still have a bit of a problem with it, almost two years later!! Keggles!!
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